Being a Redneck is hip now days.   I have chickens, geese and ducks for eggs and eatin, Rabbits to eat and for the furs.  Goats for eatin and milken.  Seeds and compost for plantin.   Pots and Jars for cannin.  A smoke house for smokin.  Lanterns/Kero/Candle for lighten   A tool room full of tools and extra parts to mendin.  A Water Well for a cookin and drinkin.  A Wood Stove and 20 cords of wood for a cookin and heatin.  Knifes for a cuttin and skinnin.  Guns for a huntin and protectin.  Knowledge for surivin.   I make six figures, but thank god I remembered my roots and never got rid of my redneck ways.   Those same smartass libs that used to call me a Redneck Hick and Nazis, now are askin me for a helpin hand.   I anwser in my redneck way, "Hell, ask the Messiah" he can change everything.